heartgf:

kidzbopdeathgrips:

china, 2500 years ago:

guy 1: hey what should we put in this boiling water

guy 2, an absolute fucking genius: uh……………..

leaves.

swimmingpoolmp3:

and this is a piece of performance art called “i take everything personally”

pinkjaeger:

i get so excited when i can’t remember the name of someone i knew in high school it’s like i’m one step closer to being fully cleansed

eggcessive:

lace bras under silk blouses reblog if you agree

xx092813:

cute dating tip: don’t cheat on your partner you fucking pathetic piece of shit

totalariana:

may:

I’m gonna steal everyone’s man

Can’t steal what I don’t have you played yourself